I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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