The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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