Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Randomize
