Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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