i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Pappa wants mamma naked
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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