how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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