It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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