he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she told me i tasted like america
Dignity is for republicans.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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