i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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