Buhtt sex?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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