If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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