Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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