My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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