Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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