last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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