dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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