Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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