I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They took my balls.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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