i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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