I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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