he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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