I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My butt remains clenched, sir.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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