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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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