i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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