Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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