i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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