Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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