is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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