I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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