can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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