Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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