If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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