Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
