you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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