I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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