I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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