There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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