oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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