you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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