Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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