I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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