Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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