Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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