I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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