i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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