was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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