No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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