i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
