I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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