You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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