sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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