I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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