worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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