I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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